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can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????


flyingbutt:

*takes photo of flowers with an iphone 5* im a photographer :)

(Source: barrackolli, via son-of-an-assbutt)


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can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

navigabunt:

what if ppl that die in the ocean become mermaids

please write a book

(Source: mercutiyo, via son-of-an-assbutt)


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turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via sorry)


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dashdrive:

everyone has seen dicks they didn’t want to see

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my-patronus-is-a-winchester:

gilmckinney:

gilmckinney:

god bless comic artists for drawing captain america’s ass so fine

you guys think im jokin

image

ass so fine

god bless avengers casting directors for casting captain america’s ass so fine

image

i pledge allegiance to that ass

(via theangelhastheimpala)


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