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hestheoriginal:

"Which is annoying."


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the-chandelier-swing:

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(via ofansel)


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cybuggin:

one time i was swimming in a spring in florida and everybody started screaming and getting out of the water and i was like haha losers aint nothing in this water and so i climbed up on a rock to sit, but then the rock started moving and thats the story of the time i rode a manatee

(Source: charlottelabouff, via gallifreyfalls-nomoree)


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h34rken:

put a fucking bag on your head and sleep you god damn piece of shit

take a nap on a fucking ski lift


bitchface12345:

i don’t do cocaine i just like the smell

(via lokiator)


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gaaaaaaaaaambit:

people who dont care about the plot in video game s????// /

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(via guy)


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I met my role model today